AI just roasted your retirement plan

AI just roasted your retirement plan
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I set up my 401(k) back when I worked for AT&T and truly never looked at it again. I picked a few funds and stocks, hoped for the best and trusted that everything was on track. It worked out for me. But now? 

With AI peeking over my financial shoulder like a nosy aunt, I’m in deep. I’m dissecting my holdings, side-eyeing expense ratios and even questioning my financial adviser like I suddenly have a CFA.

You might not have the best mix of investments, and sneaky fees could be quietly draining your money. Do what I do. Use AI to get a second opinion, safely and easily. 

Step 1: Grab the basics

Log in to your 401(k) or brokerage account and save in a doc. Tip in a tip: In Chrome, put doc.new in the address bar to start a new Google doc. 

In there put:

  • The names or ticker symbols of your investments
  • The percentage you have in each fund
  • Any listed fees or “expense ratios”

That’s all you need. Never share account numbers, dollar amounts tied to your name or login info. AI doesn’t need them.

Step 2: Ask AI what it thinks

Head to ChatGPT (or your favorite AI assistant) and type something like: “Here are the funds in my 401(k). Does this look like a good mix for someone who’s 50 years old?

You’ll get a plain-English breakdown of your risk level, diversification and what your investments actually do.

Step 3: Look for sneaky fees

Fees are a silent killer. Ask AI: “What are the expense ratios for these funds, and how much would they cost me over 10 years on $100,000 invested?

AI will show how those “small” fees can cost you tens of thousands over time.

Step 4: Double-check advice

If your financial adviser recommends a change, paste in the suggestion (without your personal info): “My adviser recommends switching to [fund name]. What are the pros and cons of that fund?

AI won’t tell you what to do, but it will help you ask better questions.

🙉 Two dos and one don’t

✅ It’s OK to give AI a rough investment amount (like $100,000). It helps estimate fees and growth.

❌ Don’t give your account number, login info or personal details.
✅ Ask AI to explain complex terms (like “expense ratio” or “target-date fund”) in plain English.

🤑 I know you know some person who thinks a 401(k) is something too far for them to  run. Use the share icons below, and maybe when they cash out, you’ll get a cut! Sweet.

Tags: ChatGPT, financial, money, numbers, personal info