Welcome to the zen zone

🧘 Your life just got more peaceful and a lot more practical.

  • 😌 Eyes up here: From morning to night, a brightening eye stick (23% off) gives your face a little pick-me-up.
  • Nose (hair) goes: For those “wait, when did that grow there?” moments, this little hair trimmer (7% off) has you covered.
  • 🛌 Your neck’s BFF: Psst … this is your sign to finally grab that memory foam pillow (23% off) you’ve always wanted.
  • Breathe easy: Powerful but peaceful, this Alexa-compatible air purifier (50% off) listens better than most roommates.
  • 💡 Set it and forget it: These dusk-to-dawn night-lights (15% off) automatically clock in when the sun clocks out.
  • Viral item alert: This folder board (17% off) makes your shirts neat in seconds. Warning: strangely satisfying.

🛒 While you relax: Browse my Amazon store for more things I personally recommend.

Secret Amazon page for cheap stuff

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Want to buy tech at a fraction of the price? Here’s where to look for Amazon’s hidden deals.

🚁 Bezos wedding floods Venice: Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez just kicked off their three-day, $56M wedding party in Venice, complete with 90 private jets, island takeovers and blackout tarps for privacy. The AP is bravely snapping pics you can see here. Bezos did donate €3M (about $3.2M) to soften the blow on the locals, but that’s still far less than he makes during a yacht nap. I heard Bezos makes $1 million a minute between Amazon and investments, really.

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The number of new Kuiper satellites Amazon just flung into orbit.  These are batch two of a planned 3,236, and they’re not just for show. Bezos wants your internet to come from space, like Musk.

📖 Your summer reading list: Bookworms, you’ve got to check out Amazon’s Best Books of 2025 So Far. It’s packed with page-turners across every genre, so there’s something for everyone. After all, reading is a novel idea.

Genius kitchen gizmos

👩‍🍳 You don’t need a personal chef, just the right gear.

  • 🫒 Greasy bottles? This glass oil sprayer & dispenser (10% off) even comes with labels for your go-to oils.
  • Tag before you sip: Metallic markers (23% off) let your guests mark their glasses. No more “Wait … is this mine?”
  • 🫙 Power up, pop off: Watch this electric jar opener (36% off) twist open that stubborn lid you were just wrestling.
  • Crumbs, begone: These oven liners (39% off) catch spills before they become charred fossils.
  • 🛍️ Shark Tank approved: Haul all your bags in one trip with a Click & Carry holder ($22). Holds up to 100 lbs.
  • Bye, soggy dishrags: Waffle-weave cloths (23% off) soak up spills fast. 4.5 stars with 33,000+ reviews.

“Kim, what’s in your kitchen?” Here’s my list of must-haves. All clean, smart and built to work.

👉 Don’t miss the rest: Head over to my Amazon shop for more favorites.

💾 Cheap hard drives on Amazon: A data recovery firm tested a $28 “UnionSine” 500GB external drive. It worked, but inside? A Toshiba hard drive from 2016. Folks, spend a bit more and stick to trusted brands. Here’s a 2TB one (13% off).

🧃 Creatine conspiracy: Turns out your “muscle-boosting” gummy bears might be nothing more than expensive Jolly Ranchers. Independent testing showed some bestsellers on Amazon have ≈0.005 grams of creatine per serving; that’s 0.1% of what’s advertised. One brand would require eating 8,000 gummies per day. That’s a lot of bears with no teeth.

Must-haves for peace of mind

⚠️ Don’t say, “That won’t happen to me.” Cover all your bases.

  • 🖥️ No peeking, buddy: Keep prying eyes off your pixels with this privacy screen ($60). Easily slaps on and peels off.
  • Say cheese: Screw this security cam ($50) into any light bulb socket. Works with Alexa & Google Assistant.
  • 🚪 Stop right there: These door reinforcement locks (14% off) hold back 800 pounds. 4.7 stars and 1,100+ reviews.
  • Protect little fingers: Outlet covers (20% off, 38-pack) turn your plugs into no-go zones for curious kiddos.
  • 💧 Drip happens: Place flood leak alarms ($20, three-pack) near your appliances. Cleanup costs way less.

🛡️ Not done defending yet? Don’t worry. I’ve got a whole arsenal of security tools waiting for you. Click here to explore more.

🥳 Hooray! Take a peek at my Amazon store. I’ve handpicked some great finds just for you.

Hide the mess, not your sanity

🙈 No shame in a bit of clutter, but let’s make it easier to hide.

  • 🧢 Hats off to this: Hang up to 10 of your baseball caps on a hat rack organizer (50% off) for your closet.
  • Closet full? Shove it under the bed. These storage bins (7% off) have 4.7 stars and 25,000+ reviews.
  • 🚪 Block that breeze: Stop the weather and noise from creeping in with a door draft stopper (10% off).
  • Cord chaos = canceled: This paintable cable cover (23% off) hides messy wires. You’ll forget they’re there.
  • 🧺 Roll with it: Laundry day just got easier with a wheeled hamper (17% off) that glides from room to washer.

🤖 Lazy cleaning FTW: Kick back while this robot vacuum & mop (38% off) handles those dust bunnies.

90 more days

That’s how long President Trump is giving TikTok before the ban hammer drops. Again. Yep, this is the third extension. The law still says ByteDance has to sell it to an American buyer. Big names like Amazon and Perplexity AI are sniffing around, but no deal yet. Oh, and those new tariffs? Not exactly speeding things up.

Grand Theft Grandma: An elderly Montana woman thought “Amazon” was helping prevent ID theft. Instead, scammers made off with nearly $1M by spoon-feeding her a crime thriller plot starring fake marshals, dirty gold and suspicious cash pickups at her house. She eventually snapped, and helped bust the scammer herself with a Trojan money box.

AI taking Amazon jobs: The CEO just warned that some of its workforce will be replaced in the future by AI. As more generative tools and agents roll out, certain tasks (think corporate) will be handled by tech instead of humans. The silver lining? It might also create new roles, maybe.

ICE sightings on Ring: I thought this was interesting. In Los Angeles, people are using Amazon’s Neighbors app to warn each other about possible ICE raids. They’re sharing photos and videos showing where agents were spotted and what vehicles they were driving, plus tagging posts with ice cube emojis. 

In the past 2 years

The number of people using AI at work every day has doubled from 4% to 8%. White-collar employees are the main culprits, especially in tech, professional services and finance. The twist? Only 15% think AI will take their job in the next five years. Someone tell them what’s happening at Amazon.

Amazon Prime deal: You can now get six months free if you’re between the ages of 18 and 24. It’s part of the newly rebranded Prime for Young Adults program. Same perks, no student status needed. After the trial? It’s half price at $7.49/month. Tell the kids or sign up here.

Elbow, meet grease

🔧 Tackle your to-do list with some must-have DIY heroes.

  • 💥 Sharpen up: The titanium-coated bits on this chain saw sharpener (36% off) will give your dull blades a second wind.
  • 🛋️ Couch slip ‘n slide? Not anymore. These heavy-duty strips (34% off) securely hold your cushions in place.
  • 🛁 Your bathroom called: It wants its sparkle back. A grout repair kit ($17) keeps everything clean and sealed.
  • 🔥 BBQ spill stopper: This grease tray (15% off) catches your grill drips, so you don’t have to handle that gooey mess.
  • 🧼 Not your grandma’s sponge: A long-handled brush (23% off) helps you clean those tough corners.

🩷 The legend in pink: Everyone’s raving about The Pink Stuff ($6) with 4.4 stars and 224,000+ reviews on Amazon.

💸 Declutter and save: Don’t toss your old gadgets. Trading them in can get you Amazon credit or discounts on your next purchase. Head to Amazon’s Trade-In page to see what your gear is worth. Easy money!

📺 TV arms race: Get ready for more ads! Amazon Ads and Roku just inked an ad deal that lets brands target 80% of U.S. connected-TV homes. Starting late this year, Amazon will place ads across Prime Video, the Roku Channel and more, with smarter targeting and fewer repeats. In trials, it reached 40% more viewers with the same budget.

Jetsons starter pack – What I use

🏠 These smart gadgets earn their keep.

  • ⚡ My pick: This outdoor smart plug ($18) keeps my patio lights and fan connected rain or shine. 4.4 stars with 3,000+ reviews. 
  • 🗣️ Voice-controlled color bulbs: I use them in my home studio. Plus, they’re Alexa & Google compatible ($12.23).
  • 🐶 Dog doorbell?! Yep. My friend’s golden retriever now rings one (20% off) to go out. Works for any size pup.
  • 🎬 Movie night magic: This 4K smart projector (32% off) is sharp, bright and easy to set up. Indoor or outdoor use.
  • ⚖️ Smart scale that actually works: Syncs with your phone, tracks trends, not just your body weight (20% off). Great for goal-setting.
  • 🔌 Bonus: I run multiple devices off a smart power strip (11% off) without crawling under furniture. Scheduling + surge protection built in = total win.

👉 Want more proven gadgets that make your home smarter (without blowing your budget)? Check out my full Amazon smart home collection here.