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🐾 Dog 2.0: Tom Brady said his new dog, Junie, is a clone of his old one. He used a blood sample from his late pitbull mix, Lua, and had a biotech company recreate her. These companies usually charge around $50K to clone a doggo. I mean, I get it, losing a pet wrecks you, but cloning? I’m drawing the line before Jurassic Bark.

🛋️ Browsing Facebook Marketplace? You might’ve noticed the algorithm showing items that sold weeks ago. To see what’s actually available, go to Marketplace on desktop, search for what you want, and under Filters, set Date listed to Last 7 days. Oh, and folks, if a profile says it “joined in 2025,” that’s not a seller, it’s a setup.

Attention, scroll at ease: Remember that old-school Uncle Sam “I Want You” Army poster? The 2025 version is the Army on TikTok. That’s right, they’ve tapped eight soldiers with big followings to show real life in uniform, romanticizing the gym fails, the 4 a.m. wake-ups, even the “mandatory fun days.” Their posts hit 40 million views, but the program’s on pause for an ethics review.

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Google’s new power move: Google decided Earth isn’t big enough for its AI dreams. They’re working on Project Suncatcher, which is basically solar-powered satellites that run data centers in space. The idea’s simple: endless sunlight, no electric bills and zero guilt about frying the power grid. Real question though: What happens when your chatbot gets hit by an asteroid?

💰 Meta’s scam economy: Get this. Meta’s internal docs say it made up to 10% of its 2024 revenue, about $16 billion, from ads for scams and banned goods. That’s 15 billion sketchy ads blasted at users every day. Instead of banning most of them, Meta sometimes just charges scammers extra. It even has an internal “Scammiest Scammer” leaderboard. You can’t make this up. So much for good corporate citizenship, Mark.

Facebook’s romance algorithm: The same company that leaks your data is promising true love. Facebook Dating’s quietly pulling 21 million daily users (paywall link), more than Hinge’s 15 million, and it’s free. They’ve even added an AI wingman named “Meet Cute” to pick your weekly soulmate. Basically, Meta turned “poking” into a matchmaking service.

🪪 Smile for Uncle Sam: A new smartphone app built for local law enforcement gives officers face‑scanning powers very similar to the tool used by ICE. The app, uncovered by Ars Technica, links camera photos to large biometric databases. It doesn’t return a name but a “reference number” and tells officers whether to call ICE. We’re inching toward a world where your face can be your ID.