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Real tagline or fever dream?
It’s Friday, and while I have my usual mix of news and tips to keep you tech ahead and not tech left behind, let’s have some fun, too. I’m sure you know that companies toss millions of dollars into the marketing volcano, hoping to birth the next “Just Do It.”
More often than not, what erupts is something between corporate poetry and an AI freestyle rap battle gone wrong. I rounded up five tech taglines, some ripped from legit boardroom history, others completely fabricated during my passion fruit tea-fueled spiral.
Can you tell which are which? No Googling! Scroll down for the answers after you lock in your picks.
👉 Fake or real?
1. “Do no evil.” Is this a real tech tagline, or did I riff it?
2. “It just works.” Did this come from a launch event or a copywriter’s imagination?
3. “Building the future, one click at a time.” Sounds slick, but is it legit?
4. “Move fast and break things.” Startup wisdom or bumper sticker material?
5. “Think smarter, not harder.” Corporate motto or something I came up with when my glutes were screaming in Pilates.
🎯 Ready for the results?
1. “Do no evil.” ✅ Real. This was Google’s infamous unofficial motto until they quietly buried it deep in the fine print.
2. “It just works.” ✅ Real. Straight from Steve Jobs. It became the Apple gospel, and we still expect it to be true every time we open the box.
Don’t miss ‘Amazon Pet Day’
🐱 Today’s your last chance to fetch more savings.
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🐾 More pawsome picks: That’s just a taste. Hit this link for more Amazon pet steals your furry friend will bark (or purr) for.
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You’re not too cool for these ’90s tech tricks
Every Thursday, the internet gets doused in nostalgia: cargo pants, weird bangs and MySpace screenshots.
Here’s a vintage revival you didn’t know you needed. Throwback tech hacks that still solve real problems. No hard drive whirring required.
Recover copied items: Ever copied a link or some text and wished you could get it back later? On Windows, turn on Clipboard History to save your most recently copied items. Go to Settings > System > Clipboard and toggle it On. Next time you need something, just press Windows key + V to view and paste.
🩺 Hello, it’s a scam: The FBI says scammers are cold-calling folks with fake “discount health care” plans that’ll leave you with zero coverage and maxed-out bills. They’re impersonating real insurance companies and pushing fake policies with sketchy promises. If your “plan” sounds like a Groupon for gallbladder surgery, hang up.
🔌 DIY energy assessments: Before calling a pro, check for indoor air leaks yourself. You could save 10%-20% a year on energy bills just by plugging gaps around your home. Here’s a two-pack of caulk trim (12% off) to stop your money from slipping through the cracks.
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🧬 Theranos 2: Elizabeth Holmes’ boyfriend wants $50M for, you guessed it, the same Theranos blood diagnostics idea that sent her to the slammer. Billy Evans, hotel heir and now aspiring blood mogul, just launched the startup. Holmes is advising from prison. Rumor has it the pitch deck just reads: “But this time, it works. Promise. Pinky swear.”
130 million
U.S. viewers now watch Prime Video, with ads. Amazon’s ad-supported Prime Video tier has more than a third of the country tuning in, commercials and all. 88% of them also shop on Amazon, so those pause-screen ads? Basically product placement with a buy button. Wow.
40-foot submarine-hunting drone
The “BlueWhale” uses special sensors to spot underwater and surface threats, and can help clear mines. The cool bit? It’s fully autonomous and runs on batteries for weeks. Basically, a Roomba’s scarier cousin with serious military vibes.
‘Amazon Pet Day’ starts now
🐶 Don’t miss your chance to snag some barking good deals.
- Pet hair everywhere? This fur removal tool (15% off) scrapes it all away.
- Lavender-scented poop bags (23% off) sure make scoop duty easier.
- Grab a two-pack of containers (10% off) to roll and scoop your pet’s food.
- These rubber balls (45% off) are way better than your old tennis ones.
- Large pups? This back seat extender (33% off) holds up to 400 pounds.
- Take your cat anywhere in a backpack (14% off) with a built-in fan and light.
- Btw, no need to pay Apple prices for high-quality earbuds. These give you great sound, noise isolation and are 15% off.*
🦴 More to chew: Click here to see everything Amazon’s got for your furry friend in their full sale.
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Hungry, thin and expensive: Samsung’s new featherlight S25 Edge is 30% thinner, ditching the telephoto lens and battery capacity. It’s $1,099, which buys a titanium frame and crippling battery anxiety. Apple’s upcoming iPhone 17 is also trimming down, ditching a second camera in the process. Looks like the Ozempic craze has hit smartphones, too.
Use LinkedIn the right way
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Deepfake dumpster fire: Jamie Lee Curtis went full Final Girl on Meta after a sketchy AI ad used her image in a fake endorsement. She posted to Insta, tagged Zuck directly and got the ad pulled. Lesson here: Don’t mess with someone who’s survived multiple maniac attacks in Halloween and nonstop sequels and reboots.
🗺️ Map wars begin: Google renamed the “Gulf of Mexico” to “Gulf of America” for U.S. users, and Mexico’s not having it. President Claudia Sheinbaum is suing, saying the U.S. can’t rename an international body of water just because it passed a House bill. Rumor is the line is drawn at renaming tacos “Lettuce Pray Wraps.”
Your smart TV might already be dumb
Some TV makers are killing off updates for models 2 or 3 years old. Here’s how to fight back without buying a whole new screen.
$64 billion
And growing as Coinbase’s market cap crashes the S&P 500 party. After nearly 13 years of crypto chaos, Coinbase is officially joining the S&P 500, replacing Discover Financial. Shares jumped 8% on the news, because apparently, being the cool new kid at Wall Street’s lunch table has its perks. Bitcoin hitting $104K probably didn’t hurt either.
22%
That’s how much of its workforce Chegg is laying off because of AI. Students are skipping the homework-help site and heading straight to tools like ChatGPT. With traffic and subscriptions tanking, cutting costs will save up to $110 million by 2026. Study guides couldn’t prep them for this.
Starlink’s taking over the sky
Musk’s satellites beam the internet everywhere. Soon, your phone will work off-grid too.