Less mess, more yes

👑 Your bathroom should be fit for a queen (or king).

🛒 Peek at my cart: I’ve got a whole list of essentials I reorder all the time. Nothing flashy, just solid.

The filthiest thing in your office

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Which is more germ-ridden: your desk or your toilet seat? Here’s the surprising answer. 

🪀 RIP, cheap stuff: The days of filling carts with $2 eyebrow stamp kits and glow-in-the-dark toilet lights might be numbered. Global trade crackdowns (like killing the “de minimis” tax loophole) are making it harder for cheap imports from places like Temu and SHEIN to flood U.S. markets. Goodbye, weird little gadgets. You served … some purpose.

508,883

The number of bacteria lurking on your sofa per 15.5 inches squared. That’s 75 times more than a toilet seat. Turns out the dirtiest place in your house might be where you binge Netflix. 

Head-to-toe glow

🧽 You’re about to clean up without breaking a sweat.

😌 Stock up: Don’t miss Amazon’s Memorial Day sale for more personal care steals you’ll actually use.

Refresh your routine

😌 You made it to Friday. It’s time to unwind and pamper yourself.

  • Shower and scroll with a phone holder (11% off) that keeps it safe and dry.
  • Brighten your bathroom with an extra-soft rug (34% off) in 27 fun colors.
  • On the go? Pack a rechargeable travel mirror (14% off) to look your best.
  • These jade tools (50% off) reduce puffiness and reveal your natural glow.
  • Get every last drop out of your bottles with an emptying kit ($17).

🧼 Number two: Grab a 12-pack of automatic toilet bowl cleaners (28% off) that do all the hard work for you.

Cleaning stuff that works under $10

Because you already spent enough money over the last two months.

Don’t forget: Amazon Basics lets you stock up on essentials for uber cheap. It’s great for school supplies, like glue and pencil boxes.

September 23rd, 2023

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A 14-year-old girl found an iPhone taped to the back of an airline toilet — she thinks it was put there on purpose. Elon Musk’s hunt for Neuralink volunteers, Yelp’s new phony review index and a drone pilot chases a bear out of a tree with a drone. Plus, the latest Microsoft AI updates. All that and much more, along with all your calls and questions.

The one shortage no one is talking about

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We’ve been through gasoline shortages, toilet paper shortages, Clorox wipe shortages. Right now, we’re in the middle of a lumber shortage. And what’s next is going to affect us all.