Amazon Haul: It’s like Temu in the Amazon Shopping app

Can you guess how much money super-cheap Chinese retailer Temu raked in last year? The answer is about $54 billion, and the latest numbers show almost half that total came from American shoppers.

It’s hard to resist inexpensive stuff shipped right to your door, even when you end up with hilarious fails like this. Want a way to score Temu-like deals without giving Communist China all your personal data? Meet Amazon Haul, the new online destination for dirt-cheap finds.

Before you light up my inbox with, “Kim Komando, this is just cheap crap from China!” … I know. If buying this stuff feels like a waste to you, keep scrollin’, my friend.

Amazon Haul 101

You can’t shop for this cheap stuff in your browser; Haul is only built into the Amazon Shopping app. Look for the “Haul” tab at the top. Here’s a link to download the Amazon app, if you need it.

Everything is under $20, but most items are way, way less. You’ll find everything from electronics to hair accessories to cooking utensils.

What about shipping? Free next-day Prime delivery doesn’t apply. For Haul orders over $25, there’s no shipping charge, but expect to wait a week or two while your stuff comes directly from China. For orders under $25, there’s a $3.99 fee.

🛍️ Haul returns are free for purchases over $3 within 15 days. Mail back your stuff or use any of Amazon’s drop-off spots, like Whole Foods, UPS, Kohl’s and Staples.

Red flags

Amazon Haul is full of brands you’ve never heard of. What you buy online might not be exactly what arrives. Here are a few musts so you’re not completely throwing away money:

  • Check the reviews: Amazon labels reviews from customers who really bought the item as a “Verified Purchase.” There aren’t many reviews since Amazon Haul is new.
  • Spot AI-generated pics: Do the pics look a little too perfect … or totally weird? Look for things like strange lighting and proportions that feel off.
  • Use common sense: You’re getting cheap stuff shipped from China, so buy accordingly. Avoid electronics with lithium-ion batteries, charging cables that could catch fire or beauty items that might not be safe on your skin.

🛒 Things in my cart under $2

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Hey, bookworm!

📖 Love reading? Want to spend less time scrolling and more time with a good book? I gotcha.

  • If your 10-year-old Kindle is finally crapping out, the new Paperwhite is 16% off. The pages turn faster and the battery lasts longer.
  • For comfier reading and working in bed, you need a nice lap pillow (5% off). It’s even got a pocket for your stuff.
  • Some people swear by these — a $20 remote you wear as a ring. It connects to your phone or Kindle so you can swipe or move to the next page without moving.
  • Bright white reading lights make my eyes hurt. This clip-on model (38% off) has natural and warm light options, too.
  • Is tiny text causing you to squint? This page magnifier ($25) has so many good reviews!

📚 Now all you need is a new book. Dive into Amazon’s bestseller list to find your next page-turner.

The clock is ticking!

💝 Grab these goodies in time for Valentine’s Day.

  • Spice things up with a deck of scratch-off date ideas (16% off).
  • Stop arguing about what to eat. Roll food dice (14% off) and let fate decide.
  • An electric wine bottle opener (48% off) pops corkscrews with just one tap.
  • Get messy in the kitchen with his-and-hers aprons (10% off). Ahem.
  • Your partner deserves a hand massager (39% off) after a long day of typing.
  • A candle warmer lamp (15% off) is so nice for cozy smells you won’t accidentally leave burning all night.

🛍️ None of this quite right? Check my lists for the special guys and gals in your life.

Everything in its place

🧹 Don’t wait for spring to tackle clutter.

  • Keep your spray bottles within reach with a handy Command hanger ($9.49).
  • Grab a clear rack (17% off) to show off your water bottle collection.
  • Don’t trip over board game pieces. Grab an organizer ($55) to keep everything tidy.
  • Backseat cluttered? Strap pockets ($20) to the backs of your car’s seats.
  • A travel-sized cable case (24% off) keeps your cords from becoming a bird’s nest.
  • Noise-dampening cabinet bumpers are a steal at $9 for 128. They protect against wear and tear, too.

❤️ Budget V-Day shopping? I’ve got you! Check out deals for under $20 that don’t feel cheap.

Love is in the cart

💝 The only thing sweeter than your valentine? These deals.

  • Grab a card game (20% off) for deep convos or this one ($25) that’s a lot sillier.
  • Put your favorite pic on this custom Spotify plaque ($10) with the soundtrack of your love story.
  • Need to vent? Write all your troubles on a funny notepad ($7.25).
  • Upgrade their headphones to Raycons.* Their earbuds sound great, get a ton of battery life and are a fraction of the price.
  • Hug it out with cute salt-and-pepper (11% off) shakers.
  • Celebrating Singles Awareness Day? Gift yourself under-eye patches (17% off).

Smart home upgrade: It only costs $30 to make your garage door smart, just sayin’. I love being able to check if mine is closed no matter where I am.

Love at first sight

😊 I’m blushing at all the cash you’re about to save.

▶️ More gadgets? Say no more. I’ve got a bunch of handpicked favorites for you.

XOXO essentials

😉 Don’t wait until the day before Valentine’s Day. I’ve got your shopping covered.

  • This massage gun ($33) will hit all the right spots. If you’d rather go the old-fashioned route, grab relaxing oil ($17).
  • Build Lego roses (10% off) together. They won’t wilt after a week.
  • Feeling steamy? These shower bombs (35% off) are packed with aromatherapy.
  • The man in your life will dig these scented candles (24% off). Use this flameless lighter (23% off) to set the mood.
  • Cement your bond in stone with a hand-casting kit (10% off). Cheesy but cute!
  • Nothing says “romantic” like new socks, right? This magnetic pair (10% off) is adorable.

🍫 Maybe romance isn’t on your mind: Grab yourself some chocolate truffles you don’t have to share.

Football makes me hungry

Grab your game-day goodies.

☀️ It’s in the 80s in Phoenix: Suddenly, I’m tempted to play a game of bocce ball. Stock up on guard games before they get expensive for the season.

Pump up the volume

🔈 A good soundbar enhances dialogue clarity so you don’t miss a word. Here are three solid choices.

  • Budget-friendly: The super-compact 40-watt Saiyin soundbar delivers big sound for smaller spaces, and it’s under $30 (22% off).
  • Powerfully simple: This easy-to-set-up Sony S100F 2.0ch soundbar (25% off, $98) gives you rich, room-filling sound in a slim, mountable package.
  • Best overall: For ultra-clear voices and robust audio, this Bose TV speaker/soundbar (22% off) is a smart pick. Plus, it comes with just one cord to connect to your TV.

🚣 Amazon Resale: That’s what they call used and open-box items. If you don’t mind that it’s not brand-new, you can save a boatload. Pro tip: Check the condition so you know what to expect.

The ‘Case of the Mondays’ savings

✏️ I found some neat stuff to help you kick off your workweek:

  • Put this knitted potato (30% off) on your desk for some cute motivation.
  • Snag a rotating organizer ($10) to grab a pen from any angle.
  • Feeling chilly in the office? Warm up with a lap blanket ($35). Click the coupon for 10% off!
  • For my cat lovers, here’s an adorable note dispenser (33% off).
  • Grab a memo board ($7) to keep your notes nice and organized.

🛒 Before you check out: Hit up my page for other great things you didn’t know you needed. Happy scrolling!

Sunday Funday, indeed

The weekend is almost over. You deserve to treat yourself.

  • Want an ice-cold drink in 60 seconds? Pour anything into this reusable cup (37% off).
  • Grab this LED faucet (20% off) that changes colors with the water temp.
  • Make any night a singalong party with a karaoke mic (7% off).
  • A smart ball ($13) will keep your feline friend entertained for hours.
  • Go hands-free with a dog leash/pouch combo ($25) to stop juggling treats and bags.

🤑 Who doesn’t love a deal? Here’s a whole page full of stuff under $10, just for you.

Drive down Deals Lane

🚘 Beep, beep! That’s your car saying, “Hey, check these out.”

  • A collapsible trunk organizer (11% off) puts clutter in the rearview mirror.
  • Don’t touch that dirty gas station squeegee. Snag this tool (15% off, plus click the coupon) to clean your windows.
  • No heated seats? No problem. This seat cover will keep you toasty.
  • Grab an air freshener for guys ($15) or gals for a fresh-smelling ride.
  • Be prepared for a flat tire with this portable air pump (33% off).

🚓 If you get pulled over: Pull out this registration and insurance holder (23% off, around $5). It comes in 27 different styles!

Don’t sleep through these deals

🛏️ You spend around one-third of your life sleeping. Give your bedroom an upgrade.

🏡 The rest of your home? I’ve got you covered. Check out my page for more goodies I think you’ll like.

Get ‘em by the weekend

Grab these goodies now to level up your evening plans.

  • LED lights (33% off) behind the TV make movie night more cinematic. If you want to splurge, this option (15% off) works with Alexa and Google Assistant.
  • Say goodbye to awkward silences. This conversation-starter game (20% off) helps to get any group talking!
  • Battery-operated flameless candles (22% off) look just like the real thing but don’t burn out.
  • Keep the drinks cold with a set of four insulated cups (42% off).
  • This electric wine bottle opener (13% off) isn’t screwing around.

🤔 What’s on sale? Hit this page to see Amazon’s deals of the day.

Savings on lock

📦 Special deliveries to give you a little more peace of mind.

🔌 Need more outlets? This wall changer (35% off) gives you six, plus two USB charging ports and a night-light. Yay, no fiddling around in the dark!

Prep your home for emergencies

Boy, will you be thankful if you ever need to use this gear! It’s all about peace of mind.

💩 You take your phone to the bathroom. Sanitize it the right way! This top-rated UV model gets rid of 99% of germs in 10 minutes.

I wish I’d thought of these …

  • This refrigerator deodorizer (21% off) lasts for 10 years, so you won’t be left wondering how old that box of baking soda is.
  • I use this smart coffee mug (16% off) for my evening cup of tea.
  • Dirty white sneakers make you look messy. Instead of buying a new pair, try this magical $12 cleaning sponge.
  • Grab a ball of Blu Tack and press it into your earbud speakers. Pull it away and see all the junk inside that comes out. Gross, I know.
  • Color-catcher sheets grab all the dye in the washing machine so your lights stay light. They look pretty gross when you pull ‘em out.

💋 It happens to all of us in the winter: Crusty lips are a no-go. I like Aquaphor’s repair balm with no smell or shine.

No fuss, no muss

🪄 Sometimes, the best solution is the simplest one.

I just bought more: The Pink Stuff is a miracle cleaning paste you can use on just about anything. Grab some while it’s on sale.

Safety first

🔐 These gadgets are no-brainers to bring on your next trip to protect yourself and your stuff.

🛍️ Miss window shopping? I do mine on Amazon. Hit this page for my “I didn’t know I needed that!” picks.

All bright and shiny

☀️ Hello, sunshine! Let’s brighten your day with a few little upgrades.

  • I don’t like dark hallways and stairwells. These night-lights look nice and cost less than $10 for eight. Click the extra coupon!
  • Guys and gals, bags under your eyes make you look older. Swipe on some gentle under-eye cream (44% off).
  • Now, use some redness-banishing eye drops (8% off) so you’ll look like you got a great night’s sleep!
  • Do you floss every day? Uh-huh, sure. A water flosser (40% off) is easier and keeps your teeth sparkling.
  • White taper candles with no smell ($15 for 20) are my go-to for dinnertime.

Just in case you need it: A bestselling ice and snow scraper to toss in the car. Stay safe!