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šŸ¤– AI > teachers? Duolingo’s CEO says AI will out-teach humans … it knows what you know, when you know it and maybe when to yell at you with eerie accuracy. He expects computers to do most instruction ā€œin a few decades,ā€ but schools won’t go extinct, only because we need childcare, at least until ChatGPT can watch toddlers at home. 

Smiley shenanigans: To Gen Z, the classic 😊 isn’t cute, it’s a side-eye smirk dragged straight from the depths of emotional warfare. What boomers think says ā€œwarmth,ā€ Zoomers read as ā€œCongrats on being dumb.ā€ Digital body language is evolving; your emoji game needs to survive its angsty glow-up.

šŸ“” Siri’s not OK: Apple’s AI fix is … other people’s AI. Siri flopped so hard, Apple’s sending users off to ChatGPT (and maybe Gemini and Perplexity, too) just to avoid embarrassment. A shiny new, non-humiliating Siri is in the works, but don’t hold your breath, it’s not even invited to Apple’s developers conference in June.

🧳 TSA bans chargers: Portable chargers and power banks now have to go in your carry-on only. Why? Most use lithium-ion batteries, which can catch fire in a plane’s cargo hold (paywall link). Easy rule to remember: If it can spark, leak, ignite or explode, it probably doesn’t belong in your suitcase.

Don’t ask ChatGPT for hiking tips: Two people had to be rescued from a snowy mountain near Vancouver after following advice from the bot. They showed up in sneakers, and ChatGPT didn’t warn them about the weather. Rescuers had to bring boots and ski poles. Next time? Talk to an actual human.

šŸ™„ Dumb TikTok prank: Kids are sneaking up behind people in stores, tapping their phone to your phone and playing the Apple Pay ā€œdingā€ sound. No, they’re not stealing your money. They’re just faking it with a sound clip. It gets worse. Someone’s filming your reaction. Because apparently, that counts as great content now.