📦 Ship happens

You can order an entire gazebo houseboat on Amazon because assembling patio furniture needs more drowning risk.

This $16,000 19-foot floating Cheesecake Factory waiting area seats six, includes sofas and tables and moves at up to 5 mph with a 1.3 to 1.7 horsepower electric motor. There are anti-capsize fins, which is reassuring wording from a product with zero reviews. 

Best case, it arrives fully built. Worst case, Alexa tells you your hull is being delivered in a different package. 

There’s only one, check it out.