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Why does every secret government story sound like a coworker explaining a dream they swear actually happened?

A physicist connected to past intelligence UFO programs says sources told him the government has recovered craft from four separate alien species. The lineup: Greys with giant eyes, Nordic-looking humanoids from space, mantis-style Insectoids, and Reptilians, the conspiracy theory hall-of-famer that somehow refuses to retire.

Humanity spent decades asking whether weโ€™re alone in the universe. The answer might be a variety pack. Let me tell you, none of those aliens in the pic looks friendly to me. Which one scares you the most? For me, itโ€™s the huge mantis. Yikes. ๐Ÿชณ

Two aliens are observing Earth from orbit. The first one says, โ€œThe dominant life forms have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.โ€ The second asks, โ€œAre they an emerging intelligence?โ€ The first one says, โ€œI donโ€™t think so. They aimed them at themselves.โ€