🐍 Alien vs. Predator vs. HR

May 21, 2026

Why does every secret government story sound like a coworker explaining a dream they swear actually happened?

A physicist connected to past intelligence UFO programs says sources told him the government has recovered craft from four separate alien species. The lineup: Greys with giant eyes, Nordic-looking humanoids from space, mantis-style Insectoids, and Reptilians, the conspiracy theory hall-of-famer that somehow refuses to retire.

Humanity spent decades asking whether we’re alone in the universe. The answer might be a variety pack. Let me tell you, none of those aliens in the pic looks friendly to me. Which one scares you the most? For me, it’s the huge mantis. Yikes. 🪳

Two aliens are observing Earth from orbit. The first one says, “The dominant life forms have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.” The second asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first one says, “I don’t think so. They aimed them at themselves.”