I hope you’re ready for Zuck’s “Get Low” cover. Heads-up: The lyrics are pretty explicit. In case you love it, they also dropped it on Spotify under the artist name “Z-Pain.” Does anyone have a Tylenol? I need a Z-Painkiller after listening to that.
It's official: Facebook censors your opinions
Mark Zuckerberg is now apologizing for censoring conservative views during the pandemic. But the real shocker? He claims it was under pressure from the White House.
👔 From hoodies to high-end: Remember when tech CEOs’ unofficial uniforms were T-shirts and dorky sneakers? Now, Mark Zuckerberg rocks a $895,000 watch and Jeff Bezos is at fashion shows in leather and sunglasses. It’s not just that they grew up; tech drives our economy, and the billionaires in charge aren’t hiding their wealth anymore. In 1999, when Bezos was already a billionaire, he was driving a 1997 Honda Accord. Those days are long gone!
The have’s and the have yachts
Billionaire Mark Zuckerberg, sporting a gold chain and Gen Z curly hair, knows everyone’s roasting him online. From being called a lizard to claims he doesn’t blink, he’s ok with it. At 40, he says from his 387-foot mega yacht, if you’re gonna joke, “At least make them good memes.”
🌍 Why Greenland? It all comes back to the AI race. The country is rich in precious metals. KoBold Metals is one startup digging up raw materials there to fuel AI production. Jeff Bezos, Sam Altman and Mark Zuckerberg are all investors. Gotta secure those resources to keep scaling up AI data centers. Follow the money, folks. I really want to go to Greenland.
Bet he’s a peach to be around right now: Mark Zuckerberg’s got four “war rooms” going at Meta HQ to figure out DeepSeek’s secrets. Two teams are focused on training and operating costs; the other two are digging into how the data might level up Meta’s next Llama model. Think about this: All the U.S.-based AI companies just got a kick in the butt to do better.
Jobs at stake: In the coming weeks, OpenAI is expected to announce Ph.D.-level bots capable of handling complex human tasks. This is what Mark Zuckerberg mentioned recently on Joe Rogan’s podcast. AI upgrades this year could replace mid-level software engineers and write their own code. We’re moving far beyond single command prompts, folks. Good thing you’re here so you’re in the know.
The boy who would be king
What’s stopping Mark Zuckerberg from ruling the land? Find out the answer in this podcast. Also, Nancy from South Carolina is looking for a cure for battery drain, and I’ve got some tips.
June 24th, 2023
In this week’s show, creeps are using Discord servers to exploit children. I talk to AARP ambassador Kate Kleinert about the scam that changed her life — here’s how she’s flipping the script on fraudsters. Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s cage fight, Finnish
Mark Zuckerberg announces a new VR headset but nobody cares
The Metaverse is dead. Are Meta’s line of VR headsets dead too? I have the scoop in this 60-second podcast.
The Death of the Metaverse
How much did Mark Zuckerberg bet on it? Let’s just say, it’s enough to make a grown man cry. I spill the numbers in this 60-second podcast.
Facebook's latest threat is crazy
Did you hear about Mark Zuckerberg’s threat to remove all news from Facebook? Here’s why I hope he follows through, in 60 seconds.
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The Zuckerberg resignation rumor
Did you hear the rumor about Mark Zuckerberg’s resignation? There was just one tiny hitch. I’ll break it all down in this one-minute podcast.
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Where are Dickens' three ghosts when you need them?
Is Mark Zuckerberg turning into Ebenezer Scrooge? Here’s how he ruined Christmas, in 60 seconds.
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Zuckerberg's metaverse is DOA
Remember when Mark Zuckerberg wanted to be the president? Here’s how his backup plan to be the king of the metaverse is going, in 60 seconds.
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Zuckerberg's weird metaverse
Mark Zuckerberg’s metaverse plans are flat-out looney. Here’s why, in 60 seconds.
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Zuck wants to be our king
Do you think the next generation will spend most of its time in the metaverse? Mark Zuckerberg seems to think so. Listen to this one-minute podcast for his latest bold claim.
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This audio app is the talk of the town
Big names like Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are joining this new audio-only social media app. It’s super exclusive, since you can only get in with an invitation from an existing user. But there are a few threats you’ve got to watch out for.
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Zuckerberg for President
Once upon a time, Mark Zuckerberg had the world at his feet. How things change! Now, he’s got a ton of problems. Or, as President Biden says, big problems.
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Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg is planning wireless brain connections for us all
Mind-reading tech isn’t just a sci-fi trope. It’s becoming a reality, and Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is leading the charge. And I, for one, don’t trust it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices