Billionaire Mark Zuckerberg, sporting a gold chain and Gen Z curly hair, knows everyone’s roasting him online. From being called a lizard to claims he doesn’t blink, he’s ok with it. At 40, he says from his 387-foot mega yacht, if you’re gonna joke, “At least make them good memes.”
The have’s and the have yachts
Clean it like you mean it
🧽 Chores don’t have to be hard. Make it a breeze with these picks.
- Get rid of pet hair, lint and fuzz with a reusable sticky roller ($10).
- These soft cotton baby wipes ($6.64) are perfect for sensitive skin.
- The Pink Stuff (51% off) is your go-to for tackling tough stains.
- Freshen up your kicks using a washing machine bag (31% off).
- Dishwasher cleaning tablets ($18) are a game changer for removing mineral buildup.
🤖 Sit back and relax: This little window cleaning robot ($240) will make your windows shine without lifting a finger.
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I take two scoops of collagen a day: It’s good for bone density, makes your nails and hair stronger, and can help smooth wrinkles. Use this link for 45% off if you want to try it, too.
For dating apps, it's either your privacy or true love
Mozilla says that most dating apps (80%) sell or share your intimate information. What exactly are you giving away? Plus, Google teases fees for ‘search,’ an Airbnb shocker, and Boston Dynamics puts hair on its bots.
💊 Hair-raising warning: Hims, Keeps and Ro promising to bring back your hairline? That topical finasteride they’re peddling isn’t FDA-approved (paywall link). Only the pill version is. They also don’t always spell out the side effects: erectile dysfunction, brain fog and depression that can last after you stop trying to get a head of hair.
🤳 Look your best: Ever been caught checking your hair in a video call? Kind of embarrassing. Adjust yourself and the lighting before the meeting. On a Windows PC, open your Start menu and search for the Camera app; on a Mac, open Photo Booth.
Freshen up
A little TLC makes everything feel better.
- Shower curtain covered in soap scum? This is your sign to get a new one that repels water.
- For folks with dandruff or eczema, a scalp scrubber (27% off) does wonders. Even if you don’t, it helps get your hair more clean.
- Nice towels are one of life’s little pleasures. A four-pack of large cotton ones in lots of colors is 20% off.
- I’m so glad Abby never has accidents. If your pup does, this cleaner with orange oil rocks.
- Use a steamer (21% off) to deep clean without harsh chemicals turning your hands into prunes.
🚘 Nice ride: I’ve got just the stuff to get your car shiny and organized.
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I take two scoops of collagen a day: It’s good for bone density, makes your nails and hair stronger and can help smooth wrinkles. Use this link for 45% off if you want to try it, too.
Mind over metal: Move over, Neuralink. Precision Neuroscience, started by a Neuralink cofounder, just tested a brain patch thinner than a human hair on Tim Fisher, a 63-year-old with Parkinson’s (paywall link). Unlike Neuralink, this patch sits gently on your brain without poking it. The FDA just approved it for use for up to 30 days. Tim even fist-bumped the robotic hand used in the test. Love that.
No fuss, no muss
🪄 Sometimes, the best solution is the simplest one.
- Scrubbing the shower is such a pain. Spray on this cleaner once a week, let it sit overnight, then wash away soap scum, grime and oil (20% off, $19.19).
- After a long day, put on Dr. Scholl’s warming foot booties. They’re like giving your tootsies an Epsom salt bath without filling the tub (3 pairs for 5% off, $12.35).
- Gals and guys, no one wants stringy, dry hair. This hair mask is affordable and so easy to use (22% off, $7.40).
- Wiring across the floor can be a tripping hazard. This floor cord-management kit is 24% off and hides everything nicely.
- Forget bed sheets folded and sets all mixed up. I love these sheet organizers (18% off) and have them stacked in the laundry room and bedroom closets.
I just bought more: The Pink Stuff is a miracle cleaning paste you can use on just about anything. Grab some while it’s on sale.
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Practical magic
Helpful little tools you won’t believe you lived this long without.
- Make your tile floors look new again with a grout paint pen, available for thick ($12) or skinny lines ($9).
- Quick knocking over the broom! Mount this rack (35% off, $9) to keep your cleaning tools neat and tidy.
- Here’s a genius idea for when counter space is hard to come by: Put the coffeemaker (or anything else) on a slider (40% off).
- Outlet concealers ($23) are so smart behind couches or other places where there’s not much space but you still need to plug in.
- Tension shelves (10% off) give you more closet space without having to drill into the walls.
🥸 Because I care about you: If you’re a guy over 40, you need a nose and ear hair trimmer. Just trust me on this.
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Let me sweep you off your feet
🧽 Let’s face it, the holidays turned your house into a disaster zone.
- Pop these cleaning pods ($10) into your Keurig to clean any gross residue and buildup.
- A squeegee broom ($35)?! Genius. Pet hair doesn’t stand a chance.
- Spray on this shower cleaner (12% off) today and rinse it off tomorrow. Boom — a clean shower.
- Grandpa’s favorite chair is looking rough. Try a leather conditioner (29% off).
This window blind duster cleans the tops and bottom of blinds at the same time, and it’s only $7.
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