Amazon’s cloud crashed and took half the internet with it. Snapchat, Ring, Venmo, even banks went dark. I’ll break down what happens when the web’s backbone fails. Also, Facebook wants to scan every photo on your phone. Creepy much? Then I get into Amazon’s Robot Army and why being mean to your chatbot gets better results. Plus, AI jobs that pay six figures, the New Jersey UFO update, and Apple’s $3,500 flop.