Your former barista messed up your latte. This one profiles you before 8 a.m.
Philips launched a $1,699 espresso machine with conversational AI that asks what you want, dials in strength, milk and temp, then remembers everything. Every cup gets smarter. No explaining. No repeating yourself. No sad lukewarm results.
I don’t drink coffee, so $1,699 feels like a lot for a machine that knows me better than my family. But for caffeine people? This might actually be worth it.
🥛 Two astronauts are chilling on the space station when one turns to the other and says, “I can’t find any milk for my coffee.” The second astronaut replies, “In space no one can, here use cream.”