A humanoid robot at a tech store in Shenzhen, China, attempted a Michael Jackson impression to “Billie Jean.” It quasi-moonwalked across the stage, tripped, face-planted and started flailing like a fish on a dock.
Staff dragged its lifeless robo-corpse offstage while the song kept playing. Nobody turned it off. The show must go on.
The whole thing is on video, and it’s glorious. Let’s enjoy this era while it lasts. Because when robots finally take over, this is the first clip they’ll show at the trial.