Apple Park facts

Apple Park covers 175 acres in Cupertino, California, and cost around $5 billion to build. Which of these is not true about Apple’s digs? Is it that … A.) There are seven gourmet cafes, B.) It’s powered entirely by wind energy, C.) Steve Jobs didn’t live to see it open, or D.) It has the world’s largest curved glass panels?

The answer: B.) It’s powered entirely by wind energy. While it’s true Apple Park is powered by 100% renewable energy, it’s mostly solar energy, not wind.

Speaking of … What do you call someone who sees an Apple store getting robbed? An iWitness. (Oh, I know you’re going to steal that one!)

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Titanic! Sorry, that was a terrible icebreaker.

IBM

Check out this 5MB IBM hard drive being loaded onto a plane in 1956. It weighed about 2,000 pounds. The drive had 50 24-inch platters.