🏃‍♂️ Classified cardio

March 22, 2026

You know how apps overshare your location? Usually it’s brunch. This time, it’s a warship.

A sailor logged a run on Strava, mapping out laps on the deck of France’s flagship carrier. The result: a neat little GPS drawing in the middle of the sea that basically pins the vessel’s position for anyone scrolling.

Le Monde

Strava turns your workout into a breadcrumb trail, except sometimes the breadcrumbs lead directly to military assets. Next time, maybe leave your phone in the locker.