🪵 Log off, Romeo

March 21, 2026

Your aunt matched online with a rugged outdoorsman. The problem? He looks obviously AI, but you can’t prove it, so you outsource the investigation to Reddit’s favorite unpaid detectives.

Reddit u/cowgirl_lawyer_0328

Enter the lumber experts. The job site? Looks like it was assembled by a drunk IKEA forklift. The logs? Pointing in different directions. Truck setup? Zero mechanical sense. Standard safety? Looks like OSHA took the day off. Oh, and real log trucks don’t freestyle-stack timber like Jenga towers.

Convincing until you think for three seconds.