🐔 Chick happens

September 17, 2026

Meet Chick Bongo, perhaps the most qualified man who never existed.

@graham.zip via TikTok

He’s the creation of TikToker Graham Zip, who trolls AI recruiters by answering interview questions with nonsense like freight, cadence, walnut and raccoon protocols. The recruiter politely repackages everything into résumé-speak and eventually promises to follow up about next steps.

It’s like interviewing with a LinkedIn motivational post that gained sentience. This dystopian hiring system finally found its natural predator: one guy committed to wasting the robot’s time.

Check him out in action here.