🐶 Bark to the future

May 28, 2026

Your cat or dog might finally explain why squirrels make them go nuts. A new AI collar says it can translate pet sounds into human words. 

Meet PettiChat, a China-made collar gadget claiming 94.6% translation accuracy with replies in 1.2 seconds. It allegedly trained on millions of pet voiceprints and spits out phrases like “pay attention to me” or “leave me alone.” 

This furry mood ring costs about $153, plus a subscription. Just what you needed, another streaming service that asks for peanut butter. 

Watch it in action above. Spoiler: It’s bad.