🍗 The turkey has spoken

November 8, 2026

Every Thanksgiving has that one relative who “helps” by watching football with intense concentration.

Enter Butterball Buddy, a free electronic turkey that vibrates and assigns chores to whoever’s holding it. Pass it around, finish your task, repeat until even Uncle Rick has touched a sponge. Butterball says 85% of hosts want guests to offer help, but only 38% speak up and ask for it. The bird doubles as a kitchen timer.

Check it out here. Finally, Thanksgiving dinner middle management.