🥤 Soda pressing

August 20, 2026

Humanoid robots are supposed to cook dinner, fold laundry and eventually steal your parking spot. 

A very fake AI video shows a robotic waitress with a human face and soda buttons built into her chest. Press one and she dispenses your drink directly from her mouth like a $100,000 soda fountain.

@stat.us.ai via Instagram

Obviously, this Chuck E. Cheese animatronic with a Coca-Cola vendor contract doesn’t exist. But it’s a hilarious preview of how people see humanoids fitting into everyday life.

I’ll have the bottled water. I’m robot-curious. I’m not robot-backwash curious.

Check it out in action.