🐱 Purrental controls

April 30, 2026

You tried screen limits. You tried grayscale. Now it’s time for psychological warfare via cat.

Enter Cat Gatekeeper, a Chrome extension that monitors active tabs across the usual suspects (X, Reddit, TikTok). After an hour, it drops a fully animated cat onto your browser for a mandatory five-minute break. It lingers, tail flicking like it pays rent, just like the real thing. 

Imagine a Tamagotchi, except you’re the critter that needs to be kept in line by a passive-aggressive productivity coach.