Children of the cornfield

October 25, 2026

There’s something strange in Minnesota’s cornfields, and it’s not genetically modified.

Stevens County Minnesota Sheriff’s Office

Sheriff’s deputies found an 11-foot metallic object believed to be part of a Chinese rocket that launched 10 satellites into orbit. Apparently, the Zhuque-2E decided Minnesota needed a souvenir.

This isn’t even a first. In 2024, a chunk of NASA equipment crashed through a Florida home while the family slept. Earth’s becoming the universe’s lost-and-found bin. At this rate, farmers will need crop insurance and space junk insurance.

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