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How often docs say you should 💩. All bodies are different, and the most important thing is knowing what’s regular for you. Good tips here if you’re not! Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes, but they’re a solid No. 2.

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Chic-Fil-A's new streaming service

Chick-fil-A’s new streaming service might not be a game-changer, but at least you’ll have a side of drama with your nuggets!

“My phone died. Can I use yours?” It’s a trick spreading quickly across the country. Someone who’s clearly frazzled asks if they can call a friend on your phone to pick them up because their car won’t start. You unlock your device, hand it over and that person runs away with it.

Fasting retreats are a bad idea

Just because you bring your phone, doesn’t mean you have to use it.

💣 Sounds expensive: By 2050, a new generation of tanks could replace those made during the Cold War. The plan is to outfit existing models with AI integration and Tesla-inspired tech. Think hybrid electric engines, autoloaders, self-launching drones and jammers to stop incoming missiles. Hopefully, they don’t have the Tesla fart-sounding horn.

⚕️ Don’t give up: Fight Health Insurance is a new, free AI tool that can help you appeal health insurance claim denials. The chatbot scans your denial letter and generates an appeal letter you can edit. Unlike ChatGPT and others, this one is specifically finetuned for health insurance rejections. If you use it, triple-check the text before sending it off to your insurer.

🧯 Need a light? A third Tesla Cybertruck in less than a month burst into flames. This time, the EV hit a fire hydrant, apparently damaging the battery pack and sparking a fire.

🚨 Banking app scam alert: A new phishing attack is tricking people into installing an “updated” (read: bogus) banking app. Scammers contact you via email, SMS or voice call. Download their app, log in, and now they have your password. Stay safe: Only update apps via the App Store or Google Play. If you need your bank’s app, go to their website for a direct link.

Calling all hikers, campers and adventurers: Soon, Starlink’s emergency services on your existing phones will be free, eliminating “dead zones” (paywall link). AT&T and Verizon aren’t thrilled; they say the tech would disrupt their mobile networks. The timing is interesting … SpaceX is waiting for FCC approval to operate its direct-to-cellular Starlink tech commercially.

This is a total power move: One solar energy company had the truly bright idea to rent 8.5 million square feet of roof space atop 1,000 self-storage facilities across the U.S. Collectively, they’ll generate at least 100 megawatts of solar capacity, creating discounted energy for nearby homes and businesses, as well. So smart.

đź’¸ Golden handcuffs: Nvidia employees work seven days a week and until 2 a.m., but they aren’t leaving. The company’s shares have skyrocketed over 3,000% since 2019, turning many into millionaires (or close to it). The catch: The stocks vest over a four-year period, so it’s “lock in or miss out” on a fortune (paywall link).