🐊 Game over, alligator

November 6, 2026

Microsoft has a new Xbox for gamers who think their living room needs more Florida.

The Series X-BITE is a working Xbox Series X inside a 5-foot alligator sculpture, with a glowing Xbox emblem in its stomach and a controller wedged in its mouth.

The special-effects crew behind Jurassic World Dominion built it, so at least the craftsmanship is more realistic than most headlines out of Florida.

There’s only one, and you can enter to win it through Nov. 10. Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there’s an increased chance they will see you later.

Check it out, along with the rules to win here. What did the alligator say to the alligator in its way? Please move, I need to get bayou.