It’s Saturday, friend. Let’s start with a head-scratcher: Half of all internet users think we’re living in a simulation. Seriously, like we’re NPCs in some cosmic video game. Even astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson has said there’s a “better than 50-50 chance” this is all one big simulation. Basically, The Matrix, minus the cool trench coats and bullet-dodging.

If this really is a simulation, mine’s lagging. And whoever’s coding my day needs to chill on the weird plot twists. 

🎉 Tech on! This weekend, my award-winning national radio show is broadcasting on 420+ stations across the U.S. I’m talking tech tips, digital life hacks, wild stories I can’t fit in the newsletter and taking calls from listeners just like you. Find your local station or get the podcast. Now, let’s get you tech-ahead, so you’re never left behind! — Kim

We all love a clean house, but what about your digital life? Clutter builds up fast: old contacts, forgotten files, 127 versions of the same photo and a desktop that’s basically an overflowing junk drawer.

That doesn’t just hog storage, it slows down your tech and drains your focus. 

Let’s tackle it, step-by-step. I’m here for you.

📸 Delete duplicate photos

You love your pet. I get it. But do you really need all 15 blurry attempts to get the perfect tail wag?

Here’s how to clean it up:

• On iPhone: Go to Photos > Utilities > Duplicates and tap Merge.
• For Android: Open Google Photos > Storage > Review and delete.

📌 Pro tip: Use CleanMyPhone (iOS) or Remo Duplicate Photos Remover (Android) for deeper cleanups.

📇 Declutter your contacts

If your contact list includes “Tina from that one happy hour” or someone labeled “maybe Brad??”, it’s time to let go.

• On iPhone, open the Contacts and tap on one you don’t need. Press Edit > Delete Contact.
• For Android, use Google Contacts. Check the box next to the contact name > More > Delete.

📌 Pro tip: Search for blank or “no name” and get rid of those, too.

💻 Tidy your desktop

Finding files shouldn’t be like playing “Where’s Waldo?” Spend just 10 minutes a day organizing.

• Create three folders: To File, Important, and Old Stuff. Move everything into the To File folder to sort gradually. 
• Rename files, so they’re easy to find later: Use descriptive keywords like “Taxes_2024” or “Family_Trip_Photos.” Be consistent!

• On a PC (Windows): Right-click the file > click Rename > type a new name and hit Enter.
• On a Mac: Click the file once > press Return (Enter) > type a new name and hit Return again.

📁 Organize downloads & docs

Your Downloads folder can fill up fast. Start by sorting your files by Date Modified. Don’t recognize something or haven’t opened it in 90 days? Dump it. For easy access, move the important stuff to cloud storage like Google Drive or Dropbox.

📌 Pro tip: Try WinDirStat (Windows) or Disk Inventory X (Mac) to find large files.

🏠 Smart home housekeeping

Can you tell your smart gadgets apart? Open your smart home app and remove any old gadgets, routines or automations. Then, give what’s left over unique names. “Bedroom Lamp” beats “Plug 4” any day.

📌 Pro tip: Check for firmware updates. Usually, they’re in the app or on the hub page. Tap Devices or Settings and look for Software Update or Firmware Update. 

📆 Calendar clarity

Delete outdated recurring events or reminders you no longer follow. And color-code your calendar by category: work, personal, health, you name it.

📌 Pro tip: Set a weekly 10-minute planning session, so Monday doesn’t hit you like a truck.

Remember, start small. Even tackling one area gives you momentum. Wanna know why some computers run out of storage? Too many bytes at the buffet (I know you lol’d).

🦸 Now, be a hero. Share this with someone whose tech looks like a digital junk drawer, using the icons below. Christine (yes, my sister), this one’s for you. Your desktop is a hot mess. No more excuses, it’s cleanup time! 💪🧼

🧽 Chores don’t have to be hard. Make it a breeze with these picks.

• Get rid of pet hair, lint and fuzz with a reusable sticky roller ($10).
• These soft cotton baby wipes ($6.64) are perfect for sensitive skin.
• The Pink Stuff (51% off) is your go-to for tackling tough stains.
• Freshen up your kicks using a washing machine bag (31% off).
• Dishwasher cleaning tablets ($18) are a game changer for removing mineral buildup.

🤖 Sit back and relax: This little window cleaning robot ($240) will make your windows shine without lifting a finger.

75 more days: That’s how long President Trump extended TikTok’s deadline to find a U.S. buyer, and the line of interested parties is wild. Everyone from MrBeast to Amazon, Oracle and even the founder of OnlyFans is reportedly tossing around offers, with numbers hitting $100 billion or more. ByteDance hasn’t said a word about selling, though … so stay tuned.

🧠 Google’s AI just learned Minecraft: They dropped it into the game with zero training on how to play and told it to find a diamond. After nine days of learning from scratch, “Dreamer” figured it out and was mining diamonds within 30 minutes (like an expert player). Folks, this isn’t just about gaming. It’s about teaching AI to think, adapt and act on its own. Slightly scary.

“Everything’s computer” but in a bad way: Tucker Carlson’s brand new Chevy truck screen lit up with a message that said, “Stop, we’re downloading information from the internet,” and he took that personally. No second chances. He took the truck back to the dealer. The man wants horsepower, not spyware. Somewhere, his 1987 Silverado is grinning. PSA: Enter your VIN at Privacy4Cars to see what your car is tracking.

Heads up, gamers: The Nintendo Switch 2 is dropping June 5, starting at $449.99. It’s packing a 7.9-inch 1080p screen with a 120Hz refresh rate, 256GB of storage and bigger Joy-Con controllers. In docked mode, you’ll also be able to run games up to 4K at 60fps. As for battery? Expect 2 to 6.5 hours, depending on the game. FYI: Preorders open April 9.  

🛍️ “As ever” more like “as never”: Meghan Markle’s online shop sold out … for all the wrong reasons. Her “As ever” products supposedly flew off the shelves in 30 minutes. But the company running her sales, Snow Commerce, has a bad rep for selling things that don’t exist or aren’t in stock. Did Meghan even check all the one-star reviews? Maybe she was too busy putting Trader Joe’s snacks for guests in a plastic bag, pretending she made them. Ouch.

❤️ Heartfelt science: Scientists have unveiled a pacemaker smaller than a grain of rice that can be injected and powered by light. Tailored for newborns with heart issues, this tiny tech marvel dissolves when its mission is complete. Talk about a disappearing act.

🤖 On the flip side: What’s harder than a backflip? A side flip. And Unitree’s G1 humanoid robot just nailed it flawlessly (watch it here). At 4 feet 3 inches tall, this little guy isn’t just a show-off. The G1 can jog, too. If you have $16,000 to spare, you could have this as a buddy for your morning run. Picture that going down on your street.

🤝 I want to be your secret helper and mentor: Do you think you’re getting scammed? Wondering how to use AI in your business or life? Need some advice? I would love to help you. Ask me your questions here on my site. I read every single note. 

⚡️3-second tech genius: Find your iPhone with Siri by saying, “Hey, Siri, where’s my phone?” to your Apple Watch or HomePod, and it will instantly ring your device.

Say it with an emoji: There’s a shortcut to the emoji menu on your computer. On a Mac, press Ctrl + Cmd + spacebar to find that cute little slice of 🍕. For my Windows people, hold Windows + . (period).

Impress your boss: Download NetSuite’s free knowledge e-book, “The CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning.”* No matter what you do, you should know more about AI.

✍️ Slash meeting times: Try Fireflies to transcribe your Google Meet, Microsoft Teams or Zoom calls in real time. The bot summarizes key points and action items for you. Need to revisit something? Search for keywords and replay that part. The free plan has 800 minutes of storage.

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🎶 DJ, hit it: No need to pay for Amazon Music. Link your music service to your Amazon Echo. Open the Alexa App > More (three lines) > Settings. Under Alexa Preferences, tap Music & Podcasts > Link New Service (+) > choose your provider and follow the prompts. Now just say, “Alexa, play [song] on [Apple Music, Spotify, etc].”

🧑‍🧒‍🧒 FamilySearch: This free site from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints lets you build a family tree and dig into your genealogy. It’s open to everyone, no matter your religious background. 

Just a thought: As you finish deleting blurry dog pics and contacts of people who you never texted or called once in a decade, I’ll leave you with a question: If your digital life is decluttered but your brain is still tabs-on-tabs chaos, is that peace or placebo? Maybe Pavlov’s hair was so messy because he didn’t condition it.

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Stay sharp out there. You never know when your truck might try to download your soul. OK, tech superstar! Go share your new smarts like it’s hot. 🔥 — Kim

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