It's finally here! The end of the year means that sites everywhere are taking a look back at the dumb things that criminals have done during 2014. Slate's list has a slot for bronze, silver and gold medals of stupidity.
Stooping to a life of crime is one thing, but not even being good at it is another. These criminals bungled their way into the U.S. justice system, but their stupid antics bungle straight into our hearts.
Let's start off with the bronze medalist, Adalberto Ramiro-diaz. Adalberto was a drug dealer whose safety protocol meant pointing a gun to the head of every single customer that came to his door. One of those customers — and who would have thunk it — was an undercover police officer.
To jail with you! The list goes on and holy moly is it a treat.