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pharmacymom
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 Posted - 04/24/2011 : 04:13:27
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Although our landfill takes them, we have regular bulk pickup in our community (a cooperative). Usually, we have electronics disappear before the bulk trash gets to them. A pickup or car stops, and the items disappear. I recently put out a couple of dead desktops and they were gone before bulk trash got here. So it may be the recycling genie that gets yours Bill.
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Seadog
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Posted - 04/25/2011 : 07:46:37
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MrKite,Since it's a dreary, rainy day in Tennessee I thought you might need a few laughs, So hears another list of funny stuff I found.
This list is dedicated to PharmacyDad, (Pharmymom's Hubby) I figure he would need a laugh on a monday after Easter. No. 19 is probaly the one he is most aquainted with.
1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience.
3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
5. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
6. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
7. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
8. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
9. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
10. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
12. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
13. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
14. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
15. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
16. Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
17. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted pay checks.
18. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
19. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR"
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MrKite
Senior Member
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Posted - 04/25/2011 : 08:07:20
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Thanks Seadog, they make my day. Yep, raining here and more on the way. All this rain makes spring in Tennessee just that much more beautiful.
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pharmacymom
Advanced Member
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Posted - 04/26/2011 : 08:17:45
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And the rain brings the skeeters with it Mr. Kite. Hope you have lots of bug fighting stuff.
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MrKite
Senior Member
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Posted - 04/26/2011 : 14:12:40
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A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, to live without fear, and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible... No, wait a minute. Sorry; I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that ****! Never mind.
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gwinga
Starting Member
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Posted - 04/26/2011 : 18:21:12
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Mr Kite...at the risk of getting in trouble, may I say I enjoyed that one.....and as you are from Tennessee you probably have some fine sipping whiskey handy, too.
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pharmacymom
Advanced Member
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Posted - 04/26/2011 : 18:23:26
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Until the whiskey wears off and then one is back to the same old feelings.
pHarmacymom
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gwinga
Starting Member
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Posted - 04/26/2011 : 18:34:08
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xhi
Advanced Member
14282 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2011 : 18:39:57
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gwing07 has 423 posts. That you?
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Xhi
The Computer Whisperer
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pharmacymom
Advanced Member
6303 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2011 : 21:01:39
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Originally posted by gwing
Hey---what happened to all my post numbers ????
Did you just renew your subscription? As XHI noted your post came through without the 07. That could be the cause. Contact Greg and maybe he can straighten it out. Renewal did cause this in the beginning of the renewals when one switched from monthly to yearly and at yearly renewal. I thought they had it fixed.
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gwinga
Starting Member
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Posted - 04/27/2011 : 02:41:19
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Thanks guys....yes, that's me....I did just renew.....I'll contact someone...thanks Xhi...I wouldn't have remembered how many post I had!
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Seadog
Intermediate Member
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Posted - 04/27/2011 : 08:59:10
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Originally posted by MrKite
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, to live without fear, and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible... No, wait a minute. Sorry; I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that ****! Never mind.
MrKite, That's a good one.
It caused me to "ponder" again,
If you will notice, A certain container of whiskey is called a "Fifth", I have always wondered why it is called a "Fifth" when it is actually "Four-fifths"(4/5) of a gallon.
Gwing, Tennessee does have some fine "sipping" whiskey, And we also have some mighty fine guzzling whiskey, It's called Keg County (Hickman county) Shine. Distilled at night and sold mostly in gallon containers. However, It's not available in stores.
Seadog
P.S. MrKite, While I was typing this reply my wife brought me a cup of coffee. She ask why I was laughing, Then she read your story. I am sorry to tell you this, But you have now joined me on her list.
She started to pour out my cup of coffee because I was laughing.
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xhi
Advanced Member
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Posted - 04/27/2011 : 09:04:08
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quote:
Originally posted by Seadog
MrKite, That's a good one.
It caused me to "ponder" again,
If you will notice, A certain container of whiskey is called a "Fifth", I have always wondered why it is called a "Fifth" when it is actually "Four-fifths"(4/5) of a quart.
Actually the reason it is called a Fifth is because it is a Fifth of a Gallon! As gwing(03) noted: Quarts are for weenies.
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Xhi
The Computer Whisperer
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MrKite
Senior Member
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Posted - 04/27/2011 : 09:45:14
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Sorry Seadog, I anticipated some of the ladies would not find a great deal of humor in that story. Didn't mean to get you into more hot water than you already were.  I make my own coffee.
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xhi
Advanced Member
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Posted - 04/27/2011 : 10:07:58
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Originally posted by MrKite
Sorry Seadog, I anticipated some of the ladies would not find a great deal of humor in that story. Didn't mean to get you into more hot water than you already were. I make my own coffee.
Actually, the Chefkat brought me a drink! Then she locked the bedroom door!
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Xhi
The Computer Whisperer
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