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H48
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 Posted - 12/15/2009 : 19:57:17
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Originally posted by billmellon
Well, since it gives you a good laugh, who am I to spoil your fun. 
Nobody spoils my fun and "laughter is the best medicine" indeed! It's a good time in here when working towards a resolution creates unity and harmony on the boards. Keep up the great work
H48 fka herronness48, herroness48, heroneness48 etc. The more people tried typing my nick, the longer it became so I solved that issue. There is enough typing in trying to post questions and answers without having to take a speed-reading course too  I thot about Red Herring, but opted out of that too
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H48
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Diablo
Senior Member
1709 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2009 : 12:17:50
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H48--
So far I've not gotten out of the room on your game.
But You might enjoy this one.
http://www.99rooms.com/
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xhi
Advanced Member
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Posted - 12/17/2009 : 13:20:32
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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts .
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
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Diablo
Senior Member
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Posted - 12/17/2009 : 13:48:18
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They soundsh realllie tashty.
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H48
Senior Member
3841 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2009 : 15:19:16
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Originally posted by Diablo
H48--
So far I've not gotten out of the room on your game.
But You might enjoy this one.
http://www.99rooms.com/
Diablo
I'm stuck entering the code into the safe. I have the laser code and know the 2 # to replace the Xs with, but guess I need better glasses lol. I'll check out that other one too.
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Seadog
Intermediate Member
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Posted - 12/25/2009 : 09:22:00
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To: Xhi.
Merry Christmas Major.
Seadog
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden
the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not a lot of people know this.
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Picaninny
Intermediate Member
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Posted - 12/25/2009 : 19:35:52
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| Seadog that was the first time I have heard that one. |
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cwsnyder2
Senior Member
3900 Posts |
Posted - 12/26/2009 : 13:40:01
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| Seadog, ROTFLMAO |
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xhi
Advanced Member
14279 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2009 : 11:48:23
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup,
and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks,
Holy S#!t, my dog is a Democrat!
So I voted kicked him out.
Xhi
The Computer Whisperer
Never start vast projects with half-vast ideas
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Picaninny
Intermediate Member
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Posted - 12/30/2009 : 17:18:41
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H48
Senior Member
3841 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2009 : 14:46:08
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Read on the internet today:
"I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!
Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idae ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
Hav a grat olieydae seesun...
Yur Frin"
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Seadog
Intermediate Member
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Posted - 12/31/2009 : 17:31:30
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H48, A good one, But after finishing off all my empties I didn't feel any better, until I made and finished off a batch of Jose Cueravo Christmas Cookies, Following each step of Xhi's recipe posted above.
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Seadog
Intermediate Member
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Posted - 12/31/2009 : 17:36:57
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Since Xzi posted a "Political statement I will post this one:
Subject: FW: Cosby's done it again . . .
. AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012.. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately
BANNED!!!. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.
(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!
(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.
(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state If you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.
(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.
(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.
(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether or not it's a worthy cause.
(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school and every day in CONGRESS.
(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes nevertheless...
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Sincerely, Bill Cosby
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BillMsenior
Advanced Member
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Posted - 12/31/2009 : 18:53:03
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He's got my vote!  
Bill MThe Silver Haired TechIs PRAYER your STEERING WHEEL or your SPARE TIRE? |
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