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H48
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Posted - 11/19/2009 :  20:25:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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Luckily I know that no matter what or how much the Chefkat makes for the neighbors or special occasions I know that somewhere there is a little plate just for me.


You just had to go burst my bubble....Will the real Santa please show me the empty plate

Hehehe!!!!
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pharmacymom
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Posted - 11/22/2009 :  07:54:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Loved it Seadog.


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xhi
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Posted - 11/30/2009 :  13:36:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
(Associated Press) No Nativity Scene in Washington


There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year!

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.

A search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem finding enough asses to fill the stable, however.
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Snowball
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Posted - 11/30/2009 :  15:06:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Now, THAT is funny!
quote:
Originally posted by xhi

(Associated Press) No Nativity Scene in Washington


There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year!

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.

A search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem finding enough asses to fill the stable, however.
Xhi
The Computer Whisperer
Never start vast projects with half-vast ideas
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H48
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Posted - 12/01/2009 :  07:42:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by xhi


"...This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.

A search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem finding enough asses to fill the stable, however."

Sad to say this is a truism
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H48
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Posted - 12/01/2009 :  07:49:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Flying on Obama's private plane (AKA: Air Force 1) Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy!" Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten People very happy!" Michelle added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy!"
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dadmc1
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Posted - 12/01/2009 :  09:30:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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infohound
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Posted - 12/01/2009 :  17:31:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by heroness48

"Flying on Obama's private plane (AKA: Air Force 1) Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy!" Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten People very happy!" Michelle added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy!"


Thanks H48,
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H48
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Posted - 12/01/2009 :  17:41:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by infohound



Thanks H48,

You are so very welcome! Baylee is putting up the Nativity set my grandmother made when I was 5 years old so some nostalgic moments
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Picaninny
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Posted - 12/01/2009 :  18:37:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by heroness48

"Flying on Obama's private plane (AKA: Air Force 1) Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy!" Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten People very happy!" Michelle added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy!"




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MrKite
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Posted - 12/02/2009 :  16:03:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Q: What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?

A: Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards.
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xhi
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Posted - 12/02/2009 :  16:38:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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But I heard he changed his name from Tiger to Lion-Cheetah!

Xhi
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Edited by - xhi on 12/02/2009 17:10:55
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Picaninny
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Posted - 12/02/2009 :  17:27:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cute MrKite
Ditto Xhi
Edited by - Picaninny on 12/02/2009 17:28:11
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xhi
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Posted - 12/04/2009 :  12:10:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
They're everywhere, they're everywhere....


It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to
pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has
a hole-in-one.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between an iron and a wood.
Xhi
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MrKite
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Posted - 12/04/2009 :  14:42:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Looks like Tiger may have settled with the first woman, the one named in the National Enquirer and who hired Gloria Allred. She called off a new conference yesterday an hour before it was to start. $$$$$$
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