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Picaninny
Intermediate Member
1186 Posts |
 Posted - 01/14/2009 : 17:48:06
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Not exactly a joke but cute.
Forgetter Be Forgotten
This is really cute
My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke
For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.
At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!
When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who was that?'
Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.
CAN YOU RELATE???
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pharmacymom
Advanced Member
6303 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2009 : 04:29:46
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Aaaah - another way (cute one by the way) to say Senior Moments!
And baby it's cold outside, and getting colder by the minute. So rememberer to tell forgeterer to not forgeterer the pets outside.
Stay warm everyone.
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Edited by - pharmacymom on 01/15/2009 04:32:10 |
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infohound
Senior Member
3912 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2009 : 08:17:16
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Hi Picaninny...I I know I wanted to thank you for something, but between that page and this one... I forgot what it was.   Renae |
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Picaninny
Intermediate Member
1186 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2009 : 11:30:26
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Pmom... it is getting hard to stay warm tonight temps are going to be 10 below and they are saying the chill factor will be 40-50 below. May have to stay in the puter room all night it is the warmest room in the house.
Infohound... maybe I can forget how cold it is going to be tonight. Trouble is the things I want to forget about is the ones my rememberer remembers I heard it was even supposed to be pretty chill in Florida.
STAY WARM
Picaninny
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Raggtopp
Junior Member
152 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2009 : 12:15:38
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Yes, it is very cold here in Georgia too. It is cold weather like this that I wish I still had my nice warm waterbed, but the flannel sheets are almost as warm . They are calling for freezing or below freezing temperatures for the next 55 hours here. Of course the weather predictions are not always correct  .
Since it so cold, I wish it would snow here, it drives everyone crazy. Everything shuts down .
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Primrose
Intermediate Member
1282 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2009 : 13:36:15
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Warning, a bit naughty
SMART A$$ ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.
SMART A$$ ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.'
SMART A$$ ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'
SMART A$$ ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART A$$ ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, ' Low Bridge Ahead.' Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.'
SMART A$$ ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, Or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-a$$ guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.
Primrose
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Snowball
Senior Member
2686 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2009 : 20:04:28
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Originally posted by Raggtopp
Yes, it is very cold here in Georgia too. It is cold weather like this that I wish I still had my nice warm waterbed, but the flannel sheets are almost as warm . They are calling for freezing or below freezing temperatures for the next 55 hours here. Of course the weather predictions are not always correct .
Since it so cold, I wish it would snow here, it drives everyone crazy. Everything shuts down .
Raggtopp
In the rare even it snows in Florida, it's business as ussual. We don't stop because of snow. And if you are late for work it still counts against you. |
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Primrose
Intermediate Member
1282 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2009 : 07:17:55
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Dallas, TX 12/29/08 (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Dallas courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to The Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. 
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MrKite
Senior Member
2476 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2009 : 08:47:11
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I'm sending that to my aunt, they live in College Station and are big Cowboy fans.
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pharmacymom
Advanced Member
6303 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2009 : 10:23:21
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Primrose, I am still laughing at both. Thanks.
Raggtopp: My ex was a ford rep and was down in Atlanta for a regional meeting. It snowed 1/2 to 1 inch and it did shut down almost everything in the city. They still got to a place that was open for dinner. And pretty much the guys from the north and northeast were the ones that had to drive. No one else wanted to chance it. They were also just about the only ones on the road. We'd put you all to shame as we're open 24/7 where I work. And they don't shut down the roads because of snow very often (ice maybe). The only time I can remember the roads here being shut down was about 6 years ago when it snowed for an entire holiday weekend and it was so heavy that the plows could not keep up. We had almost three feet of snow, with no place to put it anymore when they plowed. Hope the southerners don't try to move north without lessons on driving on ice and snow.
Pharmacymom
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dadmc1
Senior Member
2512 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2009 : 16:53:56
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Originally posted by pharmacymom
Hope the southerners don't try to move north.....
Pharmacymom
You have nothing to fear Pmom! 
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infohound
Senior Member
3912 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2009 : 18:54:01
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You have nothing to fear Pmom!
Chris
Nope,and especially now. The temperature in S. Florida at 8:53 P.M. is 67. No snow, no ice, no tire chains and there are plenty of Yankees down here enjoying it too. |
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Snowball
Senior Member
2686 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2009 : 22:51:33
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Originally posted by infohound
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You have nothing to fear Pmom!
Chris
Nope,and especially now. The temperature in S. Florida at 8:53 P.M. is 67. No snow, no ice, no tire chains and there are plenty of Yankees down here enjoying it too.
Renea, in Orlando we barely made it into the 60's. It was about 63 here. |
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infohound
Senior Member
3912 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2009 : 23:07:47
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Hi Snowball... yes, we have friends living in Winter Park and it was colder there than it got here and I think it is suppose to get in the 40's coming this next week and it does feel cold. In comparison to some of the temperatures that some are experiencing though, we are Hot.There have been two times that I remember that it snowed in Florida one when I was in the 7th grade in Central florida and I believe in 1981?, it snowed in Jacksonville. Of course the snow melts when it hits the ground. There have been some bad freezes though. Renae |
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Picaninny
Intermediate Member
1186 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2009 : 00:07:44
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it was in the low 30's today here in Ohio. We thought we were having a heatwave
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