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fip100
Junior Member
412 Posts |
 Posted - 03/14/2008 : 10:06:48
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Pmom,
You raised him right.
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BillMsenior
Advanced Member
9259 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2008 : 12:12:53
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If I'm holding the title of Mr. Mom, I have no problem doing the housework.  
Fish in the sea are like fleas on a dog....always present but hard to catch |
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pharmacymom
Advanced Member
6303 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2008 : 07:23:01
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Fran: I raised him to be self sufficient. He can cook spaghetti (does a darn good job), hamburgers, and follow box instructions for cooking other things. He won't starve and won't go broke eating fast food (also not healthy for him).
billmellon: That is what we jokingly call him as he is home all day, sort of a role reversal.
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Seadog
Intermediate Member
1078 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2008 : 15:15:03
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This one is for Pharmacymom's Son, My kind of man.
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Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted.
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Snowball
Senior Member
2686 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2008 : 16:10:04
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Seadog,
Thank you. I was in a bad mood all week and that joke was a real pick-me-up! |
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Raggtopp
Junior Member
152 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2008 : 16:55:21
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I just had to laugh when I read it. It melted that black cloud over my head and let the sun shine through to brighten things for me. Love those grandchildren.
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BillMsenior
Advanced Member
9259 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2008 : 23:35:34
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Now I can go to bed and know that I will not be thinking about the Vista SP1 problems I just waded through keeping me awake. Thanks for the laugh.
Fish in the sea are like fleas on a dog....always present but hard to catch |
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Fuzzy317
Junior Member
173 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2008 : 17:19:07
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Rick was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow
morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200
in less than
6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Rick got up early and left for
work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and
sure enough there was
a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to
the driveway, and
brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him
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xhi
Advanced Member
14282 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2008 : 17:32:13
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Fuzzy317, Welcome to Kim's Klub
And Thanks for the Chuckle
Xhi
Never start vast projects with half-vast ideas |
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Fuzzy317
Junior Member
173 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2008 : 19:14:33
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Computer Related kind of
One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was called up by his Guard unit and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo. He loaded the rifle and fired several shots at the target which was fifty yards away.
The report came from the target area that all of his attempts had completely missed the target.
The tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the
rifle again, and then once more at the target. He placed his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was blown off -- whereupon he yelled toward the target area...
"It's leaving here just fine; the trouble must be at your end!" |
Edited by - Fuzzy317 on 03/26/2008 19:15:07 |
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Swani
Intermediate Member
1490 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2008 : 21:24:41
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| Now that's funny, Fuzzy317 |
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Fuzzy317
Junior Member
173 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2008 : 22:27:03
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quote:
Originally posted by Swani
Now that's funny, Fuzzy317
I am a member of a different bbs, and there is a joke thread. Most are not PC (politically correct, not the other type PC). |
Edited by - Fuzzy317 on 03/26/2008 22:27:24 |
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Swani
Intermediate Member
1490 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2008 : 22:35:45
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| Welcome to Kim's Club, Fuzzy317. I'll watch for your posts. |
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Fuzzy317
Junior Member
173 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2008 : 23:23:01
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Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: I smell carrots!
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Primrose
Intermediate Member
1282 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2008 : 07:28:04
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Not a joke but thought it would be ok here. Hope it's new to some. (email)
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopedic surgeon............
This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't.
It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
Primrose
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
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